Disclaimer: All statues are handcrafted by our employees in California and are absolutely NOT 3D PRINTED! Please be vigilant against counterfeit products! Customers must verify the authenticity of genuine items!

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🎄🎄This Christmas, the statue will bring you and your family even more joy and warmth!!

🎨✨ Work Sucks Desk Goddess

Tired of politely tolerating nonsense? Let Venus de Milo’s sassier sister do the talking for you. This Renaissance queen has upgraded her missing arms to a perfectly placed middle finger—because some days, art should say what we’re all thinking.

Why She’s a Mood™:

👑 History’s First Troll – A 4/8-inch masterpiece of eco-resin sass, blending classical beauty with modern “nope” energy.
🏛️ Museum-Grade Petty – Antique stone finish = Louvre-worthy shade. Heavy base = won’t topple (unlike your patience).

💅 Silent But Deadly – For when your:

• Coworker “just quick questions!” you again

• Group chat won’t stop pinging

• Inner voice screams “I WILL NOT BE GASLIT TODAY”

Perfect For:

✓ Feminists who cut through BS like a marble chisel
✓ Art snobs with a dark sense of humor
✓ Anyone who’s ever whispered “I am begging you to shut up” with a smile

⚠️ Warning: Side effects include:

• Sudden urge to display prominently at family dinners

• Coworkers finally taking the hint

• Your therapist asking “Where’d you get that? I need three.”

🔥 “Venus Didn’t Survive Centuries Just to Be Nice.”
👉 Claim Your Goddess-Level Clapback Today!

P.S. Pair with our Middle Finger Pilot Collection for a full “No More Mr. Nice Girl” decor theme. ✨🖕

❄️ Quick FAQs ❄️

Q: What makes it different from plastic or 3D-printed ones?
A: It’s made of premium resin — smoother, heavier, and more refined, with a natural shine that lasts.

Q: Is it durable?
A:  Solid resin construction means it’s built to last, not flimsy like cheap alternatives.

Q: Will the color fade?
A: No worries — each piece is coated with a fade-resistant finish to stay beautiful for years.

Q: Is each piece handmade?
A: Each sculpture is designed and handcrafted by our independent art studio.

🎁 Bring home the goddess with attitude — let art do the talking! 💅✨

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